"Mel will deconstruct your gender faster than you can do anything." -- Sam Waxman
“I could not sit seriously down to write a serious Blog under any other motive than to save my life; and if it were indispensable for me to keep it up and never relax into laughing at myself or at other people, I am sure I should be hung before I had finished the first post.” -Jane Austen's First Law of Blogging, taken fromHERE.
Journal title from "Mad as Rabbits" by Panic at the Disco Journal name from "Feminist Housewives" by Bitch and Animal